help a nigga out 

To give aid to the home boy that is currently in need.

I always help a nigga out when he needs a place to crash.

help a nigga out by Carl_Wheezer May 9, 2018

help yourself 

An unlimited offering of ones goods (food, clothing, vehicle, etc) to another party, often accompanied by an encouragement (challenge) to consume as much as the receiving party is able to consume/utilise in the shortest period possible.

Housemate 1: happy Passover bro help yourself to my mums left over matzo balls they are big and delicious

Housemate 2: challenge accepted bro-mo-sexual

help yourself by Guzatron prime May 9, 2016

Help me 

You say "Help me" Usually when you are listening to Kidz Bop for 38 hourse and/or listening to the Kidz Bop Kidz singing and dancing to Toosie slide.

Help me I am dying. No actually someone remove 'toosie slide' from the Kidz Bop 2021.

Help me by THE KIDZ BOP KIDZ SUCK February 10, 2021

Help Wanted 

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

Help Wanted by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

help me pls 

When you try your best but you don't suceed..

IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese

Me: .. No ..

help me pls by amdoingalazy September 16, 2018

help me im stuck in the basement

help pls

help me im stuck in the basement

help me im stuck in the basement by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

Help, I need help 

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.

"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you

Help, I need help by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017