Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

bit hose

A term used by IT professionals to refer to a network link, or flow of data in bits, bytes, etc. A "Bit hose" could be any I/O, yet is intended to be used in reference with networking.

In reference to a network intrusion, "Sadly, the rogues walked in through the bit hose and set up shop; most had no idea they were ever there."

by ZerOxygen September 22, 2008

man hose

A penis, it usually always sprays cum around.

I used my man hose to put out the fire on her tits.

by I am Hitler July 30, 2019

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).

That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.

by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021

asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"

Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!

by Master Shake January 14, 2005

Hose nose

One who snorts cocaine frequently .

Hey ,that was my line, your such a hose nose joe.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014