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blue hose

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.
Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?
by JaredDE42 July 8, 2018
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hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin
Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag
by steelmen21 August 4, 2010
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Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.
"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"
by bussypee August 22, 2022
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Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.
Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."
by The Maester October 3, 2017
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Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).
That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.
by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021
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asshole hose

singer for buns n scrotums

sang the popular (on mtv) hit song "welcome to my bunghole"
Welcome to my bunghole baby,now you're gonna get AIDS!!!!!!
by Master Shake January 14, 2005
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Support Hose

Panty hose your grandma wears to keep her tummy tucked in. It's extra tight up there.
by kenz November 25, 2003
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