Hitchwench

A country girl who pleasures or impales herself on the hitch of her 4x4 pickup truck until she experiences a squirting orgasm.

Son: Hey Dad, I can't get the lawn trailer hooked up to the hitch of the truck, it's all rusted.

Dad: Go get your sister, she's the best Hitchwench around, she'll lube it up for you and then it will slide right in.

by Captain Michael December 1, 2017

hitchnbrew

a cold shiver or chill when you shake from getting gooseboops

It's so cold in here, I just hada hitchnbrew

by Bigsteve40 January 19, 2018

Hitch Bitch

The last girl you hookup with before you get married/engaged.

I slept with the stripper from the bachelor party last night. I guess that makes her my Hitch Bitch

by PapiChulo13 September 24, 2019

Hotch chocolate

When you clench buttcheeks while trying to hold in diarrhea without success resulting in it flowing into your hotch

Who's ready for some fresh hotch chocolate

by The herkster November 18, 2020

houtchens

The cutes people living and goateed I wish u could clap their fresh cheeks.

So sexy
Houtchens

by Bsbbsbsg May 10, 2021

Hitchaboo

A person who thrives for a sugar daddy and all of his benefits without giving any benefits or considerations for their daddy.

Girl 1: “I don’t want to fuck him, but I want him to pay for my nails on Saturday.”
Girl 2: “Isn’t he supposed to be your sugar daddy?”
Girl 1: “Girl, you know sugar daddies come with a commitments. I hitch myself to this “New Boo”.

Gurl 2: Sounds like you’re a “hitchaboo”!

by Grell May 7, 2022

hitchcott

proud KKK member

"OMG this guy is such a Hitchcott"

by Daddydhillon May 18, 2022