Guacamoolie

1. A cross between an African American and a Mexican American.
2. Racial slang to describe the offspring of a black and a mexican.

What a fucking guacamoolie

Jesus and Latisha's baby is a total gaucamoolie.

by JMU April 26, 2007

guacket

"Guacket" is the combination of "guac" and "pocket," referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.

This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.

Jim: Hey dude, how's your burrito?

Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX

Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?

Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.

by canpakes July 28, 2011

Guacamole Pussy

It's pussy from a Mexican girl.

Dude, Henry is getting guacamole pussy!

by Jacob Letterman May 22, 2015

Guacapoo

(Noun) a fine looking lady (guac-a-poo)
(Plural) guacapooies a group or pack of multiple fine looking ladies

Wow look at that guacapoo over there you could hit that.

Wow look at those guacapoos they lookin mighty fine.

by Guacapoo lover February 21, 2017

guacamole

A mashed up dead sliced and diced avocado

I just slaughtered an avocado to get the disgusting guacamole

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 19, 2019

guacamole nigga penis

Green residue on nigga dick

nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"

by smokycashew58 January 9, 2020

Guacamiles

The realest man is every comment section. He never lies and always speaks facts regardless of the topic. He also has unlimited knowledge

1: Have you seen what Guacamiles commented?
2: Yeah man that guy is so smart!!

by Guacamiles January 22, 2021