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Grippin' On Dat Wood

The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.
Grip grip yo, I'm grippin' on dat wood and it feels so good yo...
by ButtCheeze McGhee September 19, 2011
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Grippin'

An adjective used to describe good things that will last a long time; a good thing that you want to hold on to.
That movie we saw was so grippin'.
by Girlyousogrippin' February 21, 2017
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snoopy groupie

A bi-atch that follows Snoop around trying to get sex or pot.
Damn, I don't think I've ever seen that many snoopy groupies in one place!
by Bennett July 18, 2004
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Emo-Groupie

1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.

2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."

Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."

2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"

Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
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grooping

So after eating Mexican, we all hit the bathroom for a big stinky grooping session.
by Mama life lesson August 28, 2015
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garage groupie

Most commonly found in the NASCAR world.

1. Teeny boopers - most commonly fans of Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, and Kyle Busch who know little about racing and clog up racing message boards with messages such as "He's so cute, does he havea girlfriend".

2. Generally know very little about racing including who is in the points lead.

3. Still live with their parents and operate under the delusion that they will some day hook up with their driver of choice.

4. Pathetic losers.
Example:

The posters at Kasey Kahne.com are a bunch of pathetic garage groupies.
by Anti-Garage April 16, 2005
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gropin my penis

what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.
Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.

Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010
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