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grideatosis

Originating from the word gride, grideatosis is made up deathly sickness that has symptoms like: crying easily, finding hot days cold and cold days hot, having rat like features (most commonly a rat tale in middle of back), wear house with trampoline feet and a restaurant inside and most importantly YIPPEE usually the first symptom as well as many others.

The other strain of grideatosis is broomatosis
and the only cure is a potion of FAKE baby’s hearts that only turns grideatosis to broomatosis
Bill: hey i think i might have grideatosis i found a rat tale in the middle of my back *crys*
Jay: oh no, we better get that potion of baby's heart
by Bill_has_grideatosis May 23, 2023
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dysuteral gridiron syndrome

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