Grass Ceiling

When you've smoked so much weed that no matter how much more you smoke, you cannot get any higher.

I smoked so much weed today, I've reached the grass ceiling!

by Goo5e June 18, 2018

Patch of Grass

When somebody (usually girls) do not shave their legs and decide to wear ripped jeans with a big rip, so their leg hair shows.

Becky:Should I wear these ripped jeans, even though I haven't shaved in weeks?

Vicky: Well, if you want your patch of grass to show

by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

Grassalope

Refers to a person who is ideologically against eating meat, but does not enjoy the connotation associated with "vegetarian".

"Dude, you didn't touch your chicken, are you a vegetarian?"
" Vegetarians are scumbags, I am a majestic grassalope"

by VeggieVigilante March 15, 2009

grassnap

the act of lying down and falling asleep in sweet smelling, freshly cut grass.

"It's 75 degrees out, the sun is shining, and there is no better time for a grassnap."

"I just got done mowing the lawn, and I'm about to collapse for a nice grassnap."

daydream nap chillax

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

GrassLover69

'GrassLover69' is a common username used in videogames (possibly real life too) by people who loves grass and touch it everyday. GrassLover69 is also associated with people who go outside, touch grass, and exercise. (seriously, people need to go outside and touch some grass tho)

Jack: Hey Jeremy, what's your in-game username?

Jeremy: GrassLover69

Jack: Lol, why you pick that name?

Jeremy: It's because I love grass. They are majestic life forms that are absolutely amazing and beautiful. It gives me the feeling of joy whenever I see one. Grass is unique and mysterious. Whenever I gain anxiety, I just think to myself that grass will always be there for me. That's why I love grass. Grass is love, grass is life.

Jack: Bruh wtf

by Astridosnamosmorphocine February 8, 2022