The state of complete and utter arousal leading to an inability to think sensibly, usually arising after a Gooner sees a shapely and attractive Goonette
by Sahasrahla_ March 24, 2024
Get the Goonstroke mug.The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.
Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.
by obscurityc April 14, 2024
Get the Goonsick mug.Related to gooning, Goonscrolling is when one repetitively refreshes and scrolls through different apps and websites to find the best pictures and videos to goon to.
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Get the goonscrolling mug.Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.
Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…
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