gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.

... ^ self explanitory ^ ...

by ChappySmed January 25, 2005

Goofy Turtle

When a man puts his non-erect penis into a womans vagina and waits until arousal makes it stiffen

"She wanted to cuddle so i gave her the goofy turtle."

by Mighk April 12, 2007

Goofy Ahh

A very nice way of calling someome a "Goofy Ass".

The phrase "Goofy ahh" is very commonly ended with "Uncle Productions" due to the internet meme surrounded this phrase.

Eric: Hey, dude, you just tripped when there was nothing there, how?

Isaac: It's because that guy is a goofy ahh.

by Destroyer of zoophiles July 4, 2022

goofy foot

The most mother fucking badass way of skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfboarding.

Tony Hawk fucking skates goofy foot.

by emokidsblowntoshit March 5, 2010

Goofy Boy

A white kid who knows too much about the internet, yet at the same time has friends. This paradoxical combination is a rare sight to see

Jackson Golden is SUCH a Goofy Boy

by Zoroasteros May 23, 2009

Goofy

An adjective for those odd, opinionated, and inevitably, yet tolerably, awkward members of social circles that straddle the line between love and hate more than about any other stereotype. Usually caught up in some form of bizarre fashion motif, be it contrasting, bright colors or some retro gig and always outspoken on everything from their latest underground music that no one else is privy to or how some radical politician is doing, these eccentric types are usually very well endowed in intellectual type intelligence, but completely lacking in common sense.

That goofy hippie libertarian is still going off about how he couldn't understand why all the hippies at the Phish show were pissed he was raving about a republican candidate

by 1ntr1gue January 16, 2008

gongyo

1. assiduous (tough) practice done by many Buddhist schools around the word that incorporates the recitation of a sutra and a mantra to an object of veneration.
2. a powerful practice of chanting and meditation that allows one to tap into the mysteries of the mind and the Universe.
3. Chanting Nam-Myho-Renge-Kyo to the Gohonzon and recitation of the Expedient Means and The Life Span of the Thus Come One chapters of the Lotus Sutra of the Sublime Wonderful LAW.

1. Every time I do Gongyo, I chant and get my prayers answered. 2. Gongyo is so essential because I receive so much benefits. 3. The man pratices Gongyo that is why is life force is so strong; you can see a powerful aura around him. 4. Many people who practice Gongyo develop powers like medians and psychics.

by malvin April 2, 2008