goat show

party or event where the drunken stupidity sinks to new levels,while quite likely to occur at a sausage fest the female gender,ditchpigs in particular,are equally capable of contributing to a goat show.

goat show can also be used to describe cluster fuck situations.

Man did you see those two lesbian ditch pigs making out on the dance floor last night , then Dwaine threw up carrots into his shirt pocket , what a fucking goat show

"I Got a flat tire on the way to the airport then was pulled over for speeding trying to catch my flight.The popo noticed a roach in the ashtray and charged me for possesion.
What a fucking Goat show."

by Billytucker June 3, 2010

goaties

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)

Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022

Goat mout

Goat mout is what you would say a person got if they predict that something bad might happened its an old Jamaican slang

May said to her sister you can take my umbrella with you to work today I think it might rain and I don't want you getting wet and sick because I've heard that there's a very bad flu going around cause by the rain if you get all wet, but she didn't take her sis advice because she saw that it was a beautiful and sunny day but after all is said and done it rained and rained and she got wet and caught a cold

She then said to her sister you certainly got a goat mout if only I had listen to you I wouldn't be sick with the flu right now

by Hardrock54 May 8, 2009

GOAT Teacher

Greatest Of All Time

Greatest Of All Teachers

Refers to the greatest teacher on this planet

Mr. Tinney is the GOAT teacher. I love all of his classes.

by Goatteacher October 26, 2019

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009

Goat Rodeo

A Goat Rodeo AKA Goat Rope, is about the most polite term used by aviation people (and others in higher risk situations) to describe a scenario that requires about 100 things to go right at once if you intend to walk away from it.

This meeting is a goat rodeo.

by Fromaforum September 1, 2004