Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

Grandpa's Gift 

The act of submerging your hands into water for an extended period of time allowing them to become wrinkled, then proceeding to finger a girl with your wrinkled hands.

Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."

Grandpa's Gift by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010

gag gift 

A gift given at a gift exchange, usually around Christmas time that is given strictly for comedic effect, to piss off the receiver, or both.

Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.

Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).

I reached into the box expecting a great gift from my best friend, but then realized it was a gag gift when I learned he had given me a bar of soap.

A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.

gag gift by Ohthelulz December 8, 2009

a mofo gift 

A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...

"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"

a mofo gift by busiv September 15, 2016

monthly gift 

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..

monthly gift by a,men April 1, 2009