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German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.
I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
by plyd011 December 24, 2010
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german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.
Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.
by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014
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german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.
I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.
by Coco Sean December 30, 2016
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Gemini

A Gemini is a zodiac sign that are considered to be the most intelligent and most sarcastic. They used to say no/refuse just for fun and they don't actually mean that. Hard to manipulate but they are very manipulative. People talk to them because they look innocent but they are not really. Gemini neverdon't usually give up. They are very secretive and theyare loyal to those who deserve it.
Gemini are born between 21 may and 21 June
by 12tiemyshoes August 7, 2020
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Gemini

TRAITS:
Gemini's are actually pretty smart, and are really nice and love to joke around. If you are friends with a Gemini, keep them! They are actually more of a talker, but if you have a problem, then tell her/him! They will help you.

They tend to be the child of the group. Usually there is a mom in the group. They like to hug a ton of people, but a Gemini would always hug first. She gets weirded out when she gets hugged first.

FRIEND GROUP STATUS:
Gemini's are actually the therapist of the group. They listen to everyone's problems, and won't stop until they are fixed. She wants to know everything about everyone, and always take mental notes about them. Always come to a Gemini when in sorrow.

WEAKNESS:
If there is gossip somewhere around, then Gemini will definitely beg to find out what it is. She wants to know everything (a bit too much), and won't stop until she gets an answer.

They are quite sensitive. If a Gemini's friend ignores her, she will ultimately break down, and think that it's the end of the world. A Gemini sometimes overthinks things, usually stuff online and on text. Let your Gemini know that you're there for her!

Gemini's are always on their phone. They always our on their phone. They could last without it, but let's face it. She goes crazy over it. She's usually on social media, or playing games on it.

ATTRACTED TO:
None. Gemini's are powerful. They don't need no one.

FRIENDS:
Aquarius, Libra, Taurus

DISLIKE:

Depends.
"OMG, she is so smart and sweet!"
"Duh, that's a Gemini."
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"Hey, can you help me y/n?"
"Yeah, of course! I'm a GEMINI!!"
by zodiacsignz November 5, 2020
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Germanate

When two germans converse in German, usually in a non-German speaking country.
Max Langer and Jan Koch proceded to loudly germanate during chemistry class.
by Der Meister 44 December 9, 2008
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Geringverdiener

A Geringeverdiener is a austrian or someone with low income,
(ger.)Bruder Österreicher sind solche Geringverdiener!
by Zuwumix November 13, 2021
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