Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.
I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
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When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.
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Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.
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Get the german fun pit mug.A Gemini is a zodiac sign that are considered to be the most intelligent and most sarcastic. They used to say no/refuse just for fun and they don't actually mean that. Hard to manipulate but they are very manipulative. People talk to them because they look innocent but they are not really. Gemini neverdon't usually give up. They are very secretive and theyare loyal to those who deserve it.
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Gemini's are actually pretty smart, and are really nice and love to joke around. If you are friends with a Gemini, keep them! They are actually more of a talker, but if you have a problem, then tell her/him! They will help you.
They tend to be the child of the group. Usually there is a mom in the group. They like to hug a ton of people, but a Gemini would always hug first. She gets weirded out when she gets hugged first.
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Gemini's are actually the therapist of the group. They listen to everyone's problems, and won't stop until they are fixed. She wants to know everything about everyone, and always take mental notes about them. Always come to a Gemini when in sorrow.
WEAKNESS:
If there is gossip somewhere around, then Gemini will definitely beg to find out what it is. She wants to know everything (a bit too much), and won't stop until she gets an answer.
They are quite sensitive. If a Gemini's friend ignores her, she will ultimately break down, and think that it's the end of the world. A Gemini sometimes overthinks things, usually stuff online and on text. Let your Gemini know that you're there for her!
Gemini's are always on their phone. They always our on their phone. They could last without it, but let's face it. She goes crazy over it. She's usually on social media, or playing games on it.
ATTRACTED TO:
None. Gemini's are powerful. They don't need no one.
FRIENDS:
Aquarius, Libra, Taurus
DISLIKE:
Depends.
Gemini's are actually pretty smart, and are really nice and love to joke around. If you are friends with a Gemini, keep them! They are actually more of a talker, but if you have a problem, then tell her/him! They will help you.
They tend to be the child of the group. Usually there is a mom in the group. They like to hug a ton of people, but a Gemini would always hug first. She gets weirded out when she gets hugged first.
FRIEND GROUP STATUS:
Gemini's are actually the therapist of the group. They listen to everyone's problems, and won't stop until they are fixed. She wants to know everything about everyone, and always take mental notes about them. Always come to a Gemini when in sorrow.
WEAKNESS:
If there is gossip somewhere around, then Gemini will definitely beg to find out what it is. She wants to know everything (a bit too much), and won't stop until she gets an answer.
They are quite sensitive. If a Gemini's friend ignores her, she will ultimately break down, and think that it's the end of the world. A Gemini sometimes overthinks things, usually stuff online and on text. Let your Gemini know that you're there for her!
Gemini's are always on their phone. They always our on their phone. They could last without it, but let's face it. She goes crazy over it. She's usually on social media, or playing games on it.
ATTRACTED TO:
None. Gemini's are powerful. They don't need no one.
FRIENDS:
Aquarius, Libra, Taurus
DISLIKE:
Depends.
"OMG, she is so smart and sweet!"
"Duh, that's a Gemini."
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"Hey, can you help me y/n?"
"Yeah, of course! I'm a GEMINI!!"
"Duh, that's a Gemini."
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"Hey, can you help me y/n?"
"Yeah, of course! I'm a GEMINI!!"
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