Gopher

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

Glophoria

The phenomenon preorgasmic males suffer which enables them to say yes to just about anything they are asked prior to release...

‘I can not believe I agreed to that, I must have had glophoria when she asked me during sex’...

by Conspear December 26, 2020

Geohbaear

It means “Getting horny back here” but said in faster and more efficient way

Im getting geohbaear!

by Mauricio Barragan69 February 4, 2021

Genphobia

Fear of the generation of Z

Guy 1: lemme open up my phone
Bella poarch: m to the b
Guy 1: JESUS FUCK AAAAADGAAAAA, I HATE HAVING GENPHOBIA

by IMSOCOOLDABDAVXDLOLOLOL May 19, 2021

groph

The absolute and unparalleled loathing of graphs

Yo Kieran you doing Duncan’s graphs

Nah I groph them

by mathematical expert101 July 5, 2021

geothomical

cool guy

wow look its geothomical, cool guy

by Dabonzack February 25, 2022

Gopher

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.

Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly

by gopherhunter April 30, 2022