gerd

A Norse Goddess who is a personification of fertility and sex. She is the most beautiful of all creatures.

Gerd illuminates everything with her brilliant arms.

by freerocker13 January 9, 2008

herdy gerdy

Herdy Gerdy is another term for the class A drug cocaine.
This phrase is often said in the areas of North West England, especially Widnes.

Bill - "establishment tonight then yeah mate?"
Frank - "Yeah i will, need to get some herdy gerdy though me"
Bill - "ah lad don't start with herdy gerdy i sniffed so much the other night"
Frank - "weak you, its been called in, get your key ready"

by Establfc20 December 11, 2013

plumber's girdle

Wrapping some poor fuck up in duct tape such that his or her otherwise sagging belly is temporarily sucked in

Remember that time Court gave Sally a plumber's girdle?

by Hot Digity August 21, 2018

gerd

Something you do to the gang.

I gerded the gang yesterday... then i got shot.

by Mike Ballard January 7, 2004

Gird

The Plural and shortened word for girdle

Oh dude that guy has a big gird

by gird master December 7, 2010

Gerd

To gerd things up. Gerd can be replaced with any verb, verb transitive, and at times noun.

Dude, did we have to gerd that paper in for picardo today? What the gerd! Oh my GERD!

by Moe November 13, 2003

Geordie Shore

Rhyming term for "score" made popular by the retards from the MTV UK show "Geordie Shore". It is most commonly used when scoring in the sense of pulling a potential mate.

Jay: I went to Madame Koo's straight after the gym last night and hit five Jagerbombs before talking to a group of tangerine tarts from Jesmond.

Gaz: Nice one, did you Geordie Shore?

Jay: Yeah man I went home with Cheryl even though she's brutal.

by Reginald P Sidebotham June 19, 2011