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Temperature Gauge

A word used synonymously with the word thermometer. Usually a substitute for when you cannot think of the word thermometer.
Dillon was ridiculed when using the word temperature gauge, although the joke is on Garrett, Sean, and Charley because it is the proper usage of the word.
by Dr. Saw June 22, 2006
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Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.
"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010
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gauge fuck

1. When gay men gauge their penis and have sexual intercourse through the gauged hole because no vagina is available.

2. When your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your penis in her ear.
1. "hey lets gauge fuck tonight!"

2. "oh my gosh! i got gauged fucked last night at that crazy party!"
by fifteen_pink_frogs December 27, 2007
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gauge

1. A shotgun, usually refering to a 12 gauge pistol grip, pump-action. esp. mossberg.

2. Firing a shotgun into something.
EXAMPLES
1. Hit him with the gauge.

2. We saw Terrence on his porch and strait gauged a fool.
by viciousk September 29, 2008
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12 gauge

the size of a plug
not a verb. you can not gauge.

you can stretch a piercing you can not gauge it. it would be like saying "I'm going to large" its what Sizes are referred to. NOT a verb.

the bigger the number the smaller the hole. 18ga is a standered ear piercing size.. when the numbers get smaller ex, 16, 14, 12... it means the hole is bigger.
i have a 12 gauge piercing
by dbarbdwire December 24, 2006
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Baby gauges

Pansy gauges ranging from 16g to 2g.
1. "That little boy from Apocalypto had bigger gauges than your baby gauges!"

2. Iris said Dylan has baby gauges, cause he is only at a 2g and she is at 3/4's of an inch.

3. Pansy: "Aww man I ripped my ear yesterday when I was going up to a 6!"
BAMF: "HAHA look at his baby gauges!!!"
by TORIxSAN October 23, 2008
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Gauthiered

Being so stupid you make other stupid people look smart.
I let all the air out of my tires because you said it was bad and put new air in. Damn you are so Gauthiered.

I left the windows down in my car during the rain storm, cause I thought I would get a fresh rain Scent. You are so fucking Gauthiered.
by Jo jo white walls November 23, 2019
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