goobspoink

Just Goobspoink someone and be on with your day!

Jake: "hey harrison guess what"
Harrison: "what?"
Jake: "you just got goobspoinked"
Harrison: "shit"

by U1FRICSTORM🅱️1OKE August 21, 2018

GoonSledd

𝙰 𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚍e that’s t𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢 1-2 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚌 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗.

Hey bro, let’s drive the GoonSledd tonight on our mission

by Zaddysnumber1 January 25, 2020

GoonSleddd

A lowered vehicle typically driven by someone that’s causing havoc around town.

Aye bro. Hurry get to the GoonSleddd. The cops are on the way.

by Zaddysnumber1 January 25, 2020

goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.

“I ain’t goons fall!”

“I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”

by Trapman39 May 12, 2020

Goochstrip

Goochstrip is an alright being stronger than anything in existence and outside of it. Goochstrip is the king of all gooches and the most powerful, (gooch lore is very similar to Norse mythology)

Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”

Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”

by Kakson May 31, 2020

goobstain

A retarded shit head

You are a goobstain

by IWANNAFUCKINDIEBITCHESS June 25, 2020

gohst rice

When you cook rice and find out after it has finished that theres hot watter where rice should be.

You really gohst riced me into beliving we were in love.

by AbaAlba August 4, 2020