Glock

It's the Honda Civic of handguns. It's very basic and nothing to really brag about, but it gets the job done. Stock Glocks are definitely not worth telling your range buddies about. The real show is modifying and upgrading.

If you want a match-grade trigger, you can do a ten-cent trigger job or buy a new trigger. If you want a match-grade barrel, you can buy one for as little as $100. If you want tritium sights, buy them, then it's easy to install. The aftermarket for Glock (especially Gen 3) is so strong that you can buy custom-made frames and tacticool parts.

Glock 19s are one of the most popular concealed carry handguns in the United States. It's basically the benchmark for modern concealed carry handguns.

The Glock 44 (a .22LR) is absolute shit. Don't buy one. They have a tendency to blow up.

"Dis my Glock .40, dis my problem solver."

"My buddy bought a Glock 17, it's so bland."
"At least it's not a Hipoint."

"I just added a match-grade barrel and TruGlo sights to my Glock 26."

by TheSuperTrooper September 16, 2020

Glockinator

the Glockinator is a weapon in TABG that's basically two Glocks put together akimbo style with a red dot in-between

Glockinator goes *A-10 WARTHOG NOISES*

by Never gonna give you up! February 15, 2021

glocckman

a real ass nigga thats too real for the internet

"yo you ever hear of glocckman? heard hes the number 1 nigga out here"

by bseia March 13, 2021

broski glocks

Referring to someone; another way of calling someone a friend, etc.

“what’s good my broski glocks”
“you my broski glocks for real”
“ayo broski glocks”

by biglobsterlegs May 13, 2022

gleak on my glock

1. suck a dick; mostly used in the hood

2. when take a friends mom back to the crib

1. Person 1: "Are you seeing Cindy today?"

Person 2: "Oh yeah shes gonna gleak on my glock"

2. Person 1: "My mom didn't come home last night"

Person 2: "Oh yeah i gleaked her on my glock last night"

by urmom and dabibi February 24, 2021

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

glock

The most rugged and reliable pistol on the market. They can be detected by metal detectors since 80% of the pistol is steel.

"I shot him in the ass with my glock 19"

by rawr May 16, 2003