gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting

to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one's mouth; often occurs while yawning.

Ew, Suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!

by Juicy416 February 3, 2004

gleef

trapped air in a medical exam glove makes a qweef like sound

It happen when putting on a medical exam glove and trapped air makes a qweef like sound,gleef.

by girthzilla July 7, 2009

gleemosexual

a person obbsessed with glee and everything associated with it

omg shes such a gleemosexual!

by gilliannnnnnn September 25, 2010

Gleedom

The world composed of all those who are involved in, obsessed with, or of favorable opinion toward the tv show Glee.

Citizens of Gleedom, I am sad to deliver the following report, but I must. There is a single episode remaining with Jonathan Groff. One. Just one, and they've barely used him. I realize all are disappointed, yet the near absense of his voice in the past few episodes has not taken any of the original appeal from the show. We must remain hopeful that they will fully showcase his talents in the coming final episode.

by PickleDirt & ToeCheese May 6, 2010

Gleef

A cross between "globular" and "queef"; Justin Bieber.

The guy who cut me in line at the taxidermist was a real gleef.

by IWork4Dessert December 27, 2011

Gleemonize

A practical joke in which the victim's computer desktop image is unwittingly changed to something embarassing, such as a photo of ugly people fucking, or gay people doing anything

Brendan keeps gleemonizeing my background with gay porn

by Coach from oswego April 16, 2004

gleeg snag zip

The term that, when said only once, the whole planet explodes.

Guy in chair: At least there isn't a term that causes the world to blow-up.
Character: Gleeg Snag Zip.
*explosion*
Guy in chair: I stand thoroughly corrected.

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 17, 2005