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Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
by B Holtz February 8, 2005
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future personified

the way that future is in co-orperated into life as it is in the present

anything that is future like

anything that andrew doesn't say
i am so future personified right now

andrew nascimento stole future personified from me i am the original future personified
by tristan future- personified October 16, 2010
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Future Killer

n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).
1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!

Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.

2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?

Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
by Macnanimous February 16, 2010
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Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009
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future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.
Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!
by lazyeddo April 23, 2010
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future-fuck

(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.

(v) the act of...
He took you out again? Are you dating now..?

Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.

Well, free food for you then. Kudos.
by lemonlime99 May 21, 2011
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Future Music Festival

A popular Australian music festival for teenagers- who are most likely too drunk to remember which music icon they're listening to. Scallywags.
"oh those Future Music Festival teens!"
by stefc May 23, 2014
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