freja

Someone who's work doesn't cut the mustard, but is happy to dish out criticism themselves.

See wordtroll.

Man, that's a total freja right there!

by funnel September 16, 2003

Fromage du Jour

The Fromage du Jour is a great way to show that special lady how you feel about her...

1) Just before you leave for work, squeeze some nasty, cheesy pus from a crotch zit. Toe cheese may be substituted for the pus if necessary
2) Mash it up good between your fingers to release the fine odor of cheese
3) Rub it inside your woman's nostril while she is sleeping and go to work

Now she will be able to enjoy that delicious fromage all day long!

My wife's been bitching me out about how she never sees me anymore because I work so much, so to make up for it, I gave her the Fromage du Jour this morning...

by billclay October 7, 2009

fojar

a number between nine and fleen ( ten on the normal number base)

person 1: how much money do you have?
person 2: fojar pounds

by fleen fojar November 9, 2007

Froj

Used for exaggeration. It's normally negative, but can be used positively.

The chocolate truffles are all gone! Frojjjj no!

by Anonymous678678 December 14, 2010

frohawk

one of the gayest hairstyles known to man

"Jimmy got a frohawk? Man, that kid's a fag."

by Robert plays drums March 24, 2008

fojaxed

the act of becoming jacked up or screwed up.

"my car was fojaxed after the accident on friday"

by No Leaf Clover April 5, 2004

fromage eating surrender monkey

A French person

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.

by travelbug23 May 4, 2015