barcode friend

a friend that’s ready to get checked out of life

“i’m a barcode friend.”

by angelduhh November 11, 2021

Side Friend

Someone you talk to that you really don't care about.

my side friend was annoying to talk to

by tbonehuber November 3, 2010

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

Fake friends

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.

My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

fake ass friend

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.

"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!

by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

friend zone to endzone

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.

"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."

by Therestoomanynamesonhere September 28, 2011