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shes fretty!
by .. January 13, 2004
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Frattitude

A person from the neighbourhood of Fratton (Portsmouth) who has a bad attitude
Did you see Sally earlier she had a bad attitude, she's from Fratton as well.

Yeah she has Frattitude!

attitude bad anger portsmouth fratton
by Notmesirreally May 2, 2013
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fetter

the combination of the words feel and better; fetter.
listening to this song makes me fetter.
by savvy momma May 20, 2009
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Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.
WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Fettle

To puke from drinking too much. Other drugs may be involved but it is a strictly alcohol based stunt.

It is an act that should be embraced totally and appreciated by all. If it is only a mild fettle, as in you puke a little but don't mong, then it is recomended you keep on drinking.

In the event of someone fettling, it is a courtesy to then sing "For he's a jolly good fettle" to the tune of "He's a jolly good fellow."

Fettles usually lead to hard monging, passing out and periods of forgetfulness and general confusion.

Fettles aproach differently for different people.
Some come sudden and unexpected, most ammusing if a person has to improvise what they will fettle into. Favourate choices for these are sinks or buckets.

However, the worst kind of fettle will start with a simple queazy feeling in your stomache. The feeling will grow and before too long it will be time and you will know when it is time.
If people are not too drunk to move at this stage they will usually make a crawl for an out door spot out of the path or more traditionally a toilet.
When outdoors, bushes, bridges and rivers, for the daring, are good choices for fettle spots, however this choice lacks a mark that would be made by a straight out fettle in a public place that you would later be able to look at and say "I did that"

The effects of fettling whilst not being able to move are disasterous.
Don't let people pass out in sacred rooms if you fear a fettle. Move them outside, to a toilet or stick them in a bath to bathe in their own filth, those bastads.

In extreme cases, be willing to run ahead of fettlers as they may be lacking the ability to lift toilet seats and open doors.
Nick: I feel fine! *Fettles in sink*

Afro Jim: "Incoherrant mumbling" *Crawls for toilet*
by Alex P. W. September 20, 2006
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fetter

An inbred or mentally challenged individual, usually hailing from the Southern States or remote parts of Canada (Toronto) quite often occupying space in the cubical next to yours at work.
"Quit being such a fetter, and give me back my f**king stapler."
by xcryptic March 18, 2004
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q-fetti

A word that describes a Real Nigga. Never fake about anything, plays their own role, and keeps it one hunnid.

Also, keeps a smile on the ladies face
These niggas ain't Shit , I need a q-fetti.
by You Hear Me December 19, 2016
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