Freshmeat

1. A freshman on their way into high school. Sometimes in a more urban school if you're seen in the hallway and it's known that you're a freshmen, the upperclassmen with yell "freshmen" to freshman to exclaim that they're new, fresh, and are easy targets for bullying since they aren't as experienced around the school.

2. A new first time jail inmate who looks frail like a pussy, and are most likely to be targeted for prison rape by more threatening and homosexual inmates of the prison. Usually to show dominance, the lack of women so some men get desperate, or for threatening the victim into the promise of protection.

High Schoolers on the first day of school

Steve - Hey did you see those freshman?

Brandon - You mean the freshmeat?

Prison guys

Mark - Hey man did you see the the freshmeat?

David - Yeah, I heard Bubba already broke him in

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 31, 2011

Freshmenopause

An emotional and psychological phenomenon, exhibited most commonly during a college's student's initial return to his or her parents' home, often Thanksgiving weekend of freshman year. Fueled by confused and conflicted feelings about emancipation, dependence, and the vague feeling of losing one's home, and marked by mood swings, intermittent boredom and impatience with loved ones, and sometimes erratic behavior.

After initially being amused by the home office her parents set up in her old room, Rosie's freshmenopause kicked in, causing her to scream tearfully over pumpkin pie that her parents never really loved her. Rosie apologized profusely 10 minutes later, told her parents she loved them very much, and asked for some money.

by Earl Anderson December 4, 2020

Freshman Beluga

The act of going off to college and gaining an ominous and vast amount of weight to resemble that of a beluga whale.

Damn, Christy has got a donk now.

No, Christy is suffering from the freshman beluga.

by socky72 January 4, 2011

Freshman Fall

The act of dating someone about a month into Freshman year. Said person probably sits next to you in class and is nothing like you, but it doesn't matter because you're a "lonely" whiny bitch. Usually includes lack of communication, awkward hard holding, Homecoming dances, and breaking up after three or so weeks.

"Why are they together?"
"Don't worry, its just the Freshman Fall."

"Remember when you dated him in 9th-"
"-Shut up, it was the Freshman Fall!"

by MiddletonCardinal December 4, 2012

freshman

The student who receives it from the upper grade. What I mean by that is that freshman tend to get beaten up more thrown in the back of the lunch line in preparation for senior authority. The freshman generally tend to rely on their older friends so that if older kid comes to kick their ass then they can stick up for them.

Thank God Im no longer a freshman. Im a sophomore.

by One little hellian October 3, 2017

freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Freshman Pass

A pass nonverbally given to all high school boys, older than freshman, that allows them to have sexual intercourse with one freshman girl without having any feelings of shame or any need to be looked down upon. They are then allowed to wait until she is a sophomore if they wish to date her.

Joseph: Yo I just used my freshman pass on Lucy.
Bobby: Damn bro, I’m trynna save mine until I really need it.

by Gquisty March 30, 2020