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Foodsexual

A fake sexually that mocks the lgbtqia+ Community

Like fr- who looks at food and goes “ damn that sandwich is looking sexy”
Emily: I’m attracted to a fucking potato so I’m “ foodsexual”

LIKE WTF😂
by Your local ugly ass bitch March 7, 2021
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wrong house fool

1.A fool who chose the wrong house to steal.

2. Hitting an individual or object with a baseball bat.
Guy: Man this sure looks like a nice house to steal from.
Home Owner: Wrong House Fool!
by casaputas42 August 8, 2017
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Wicker fool

Man, did you see Soku's sun room? He's a stole cold wicker fool.
by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005
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You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"
by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
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everybody plays the fool

It means that in relationships or in certain situations we all play the fool one time or another. Playing the fool means doing things we wouldn't normally do or being foolish
"Omg ! I feel so dumb for giving a man my heart that didn't appreciate it! I did all kinds of things for him. But hey everybody plays the fool
by Keelivinlife December 22, 2017
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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Fool's Gold

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.
"I fell for his/her fool's gold before and it's sad because I fell again."
by DeludedBravery November 19, 2014
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