flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

flappetiser

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay

"Spread your legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"

by Nuggetlover22 May 19, 2016

flappetiser

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay

"Spread those legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"

by Loverofnuggets22 May 18, 2016

Flapping

The act of masturbating with an uncircumcised penis.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Ethan at?

Guy 2: Dude he's totally in his bathroom flapping.

by RheulingKing September 14, 2016

fappitoe

The fapping of ones toe.

I got tired of masturbating so i decided to fappitoe.

by Are you sure about that? January 26, 2017

Flappidy Pussy

A vagina that has been pound too many times by a baseball bat size penis. The vagina is too large for any average sized man to touch the sides of the vagina without folding the penis in half.

That women has a flappidy pussy.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017