Flapjacks

A Memphis slang used for ''That's what your mom said!''

Coined by Famous singer Nick Black when he was a school boy.

''Man this sausage is huge'' Instead of saying ''That's what your mom said'' You would say... ''Flapjacks!''

by Willow5333 March 25, 2024

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine March 22, 2016

flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker December 09, 2015

flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 12, 2010

making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 06, 2012

Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger March 27, 2012

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 06, 2018