flabbergasmed

a state of disbelief over how hard you just came

i came so hard i almost passed out, i was totally flabbergasmed for the rest of the day

by Above Average December 14, 2008

flabberbombed

To get drunk, wasted, intoxicated, or completely blasted by an alcoholic beverage of any kind.

"Me and my buddies got so bloody flabberbombed last night it was unbelievable!"

by V-cloak February 10, 2008

Flabbermassive

When a male or female has so much flab they are massive

Damn that bitch is FLABBERMASSIVE !

by C Dubbs Da Vinci October 16, 2008

Flabbergastum

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

flabbergask

Flabbergask is like saying 'oh crap' or if you have done something clumsy or dropped something you can say 'oh flabbergask'

oh flabbergask i fell over.

by katie beck February 12, 2009

flabberbaste

to baste something with fat in a manic and bewildered manner.

-Unable to think of a suitable response for my mother-in-law's veiled insult, Sam decided to vigorously flabberbaste her with bacon fat.

by Thomas Valiant June 11, 2010

flabberjaw

1. a fat person with a jabberjaw.

Bing: Man! that fat bastard won't shut up!
Jaden: Tell that flabberjaw to shut up!
Brett: WORD!

by blah blah blah TL November 12, 2010