freemanic paracusia

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

http://xkcd.com/462/ for an example of freemanic paracusia

by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008

Freeman

A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.

-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.

I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!

by Nite of Nat October 14, 2007

Freeman-on-the-land

A nonsense term used by idiots who think they are exempt from any laws they do not like.

*I am a Freeman-on-the-Land, and I do not recognise your oppressive rules about child molestation"

"There's that guy on the phone again"
"Who?"
"The one refusing to pay his parking charges because he's a 'Freeman-on-the-Land"
"LOL"

by Covidfallout November 26, 2020

Freeman

The act of striking your girlfriend in the face, then attempting to push her into a fire

My sister acquired a restraining order against a young boy who then proceeded to go freeman on her ass.

by Jack Inurface May 15, 2008

kevin freeman

Someone who smells like total ass. Usually has terribly small penis if any at all. Likes to ride animals after tugging on their balls to make them angry. Also, enjoys anal as much if not more than the next guy

Kevin freeman tried to have sex with me but I couldn't feel it

by whatthecoolguy22 September 26, 2013

Feemail

Emails sent requesting payment to people who owe you money.

After the bachelor party, I had to send all the guys feemails since I picked up the hotel and rental car. They better pay up.

by richard bullard barnes March 30, 2011

Freeman On The Land

Being a freeman on the land is something that most of you have probably never heard of, but you should have. A freeman on the land is someone in a common law jurisdiction who lawfully refuses giving consent to be governed, therefore no statutory obligations or restrictions apply to that man or woman. No statute or act of government applies to a freeman on the land. By not consenting to be governed a freeman on the land is no longer eligible for the benefits of being a governed member of society, things like employment insurance, vehicle insurance and registration, welfare, government health insurance, and any other government system do not apply to a freeman on the land, but the benefits are easy to see.

I think most of us agree that there is massive amounts of corruption within governments and within our own government. Becoming aware of just how far the deception goes is an important part of taking back your personal freedoms and claiming your rights as a human being. You will notice that lawyers and judges are all members of what is called the Law Society. The law society is extremely deceptive to the common man because they use words that the common man uses in every day language but they mean something different. They use this tactic to trick the common man into giving his/her consent to be governed.

Freeman On The Land Sovereign

by Sovereignman May 30, 2011