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false metal

a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaR for all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn
Heavy Metal...or no Metal at all wimps and posers...leave the hall...Heavy Metal
by Stutley August 14, 2004
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fared

adj. when ya dun work somewhere no more
PSX_Cheatster: ya'll are fared!
Romeo: fared?
PSX_Cheatster: Yes, fared
* Romeo looks fared up...
PSX_Cheatster: as in ya dun work here no more
Romeo: everyone talking now doesn't work here....
Gashabras: wow
PSX_Cheatster: well duh... I just fared ya'll
by PSX_Cheatster February 24, 2005
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false flagging

He got caught false flagging and they killed him.
by yo mama September 11, 2003
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false claimer

A person who be claiming to do things but really dont, like caliming to be in a gang.
That boy say he a blood but he just a false claimer
by Iversons Baby April 23, 2005
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Falsewood

An erection for ether no reason at all or a reason that u are ashamed of.
The erection does not count as falsewood if you beat it off.(masturbating falsewood is prohibited) under no circumstances should falsewood ever be finished off.
Yooooo man i woke up this morning and had the biggest hard on.(falsewood)
Theirs this really busted bitch that just got hired at work and i sprung a boner for no reason lookin at her today.(falsewood)
Dude ur moms way to old for me to want to fuck, but my man shaft was hard as steel for her today, totally took it in the bathroom and shoot it off.(NOT falsewood)
by James Gagne January 30, 2009
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false advertising

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.
This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising
by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011
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false alarm boner

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
by asssburgers February 19, 2011
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