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fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.
Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."
by Jaydubble October 30, 2017
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Fapeeing

I was about to finna nut then, I start fapeeing.
by PepeStalin February 9, 2018
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Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.
Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.
by gregben February 26, 2022
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FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.
1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?
by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016
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Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016
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Goose'Fappin

1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !
..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !
by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017
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Trope Fapping

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.
I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.
by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019
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