Falkirk

Falkirk is small boring scottish town that is full of neds

A day in Falkirk is a day wasted

by Geggs August 15, 2004

faqking

another word for fucking.

but not a verb.

WRONG: Jane faqked Joe.
RIGHT: Dude, you're faqking retarded.

woahh. she just ate 32 faqking hot dogs.

by JennaThePenguin March 2, 2009

fatkins diet

An all carb diet consisting of supersized soft drinks and generous helpings of devilish desserts so mouth watering it would make your ass grow just by looking at them.

The fat chick that just walked out of Mcdonalds with a large coke and 4 apple pies must be trying out the fatkins diet! I bet she got some birthday cake waiting for her at home too lawl!

by Omegastrike September 5, 2010

Logs/Faskings

logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck'

I just found a log from 1987. Where in the fask did you find that? Fask you! Why ask a fasking question? I'll tell you why - logs/faskings!

by mace - 51500 (the stale one) February 7, 2009

Falking

To facebook stalk someone. To look through all of someones photos.

Dude, last night I was falking this chick with massive boobies.

by Panda Handz December 13, 2010

Faki

a fucking paki

look at that faki

by o'patty October 21, 2010

Faki

1) A Faki is a person who has one parent of Finnish origin and another of Pakistani origin. Typically, Faki's have very undesirable traits, which include excessive facial and body hair, extremely pale skin, inability to speak English, constant desire to sleep and be unfathomably lazy, with many also lacking any form or derivation of closing game.

2) A rude and derogatory comment that is used in argumentative conversation meant to belittle the person you are talking to.

Hey Faki, why don't you go back to Fakistania and run free with your own people?

Faki you.

Wow, I can't believe the Faki failed to close again last night.

by Lyan McGregor March 17, 2010