Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!

Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!

by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009

Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011

Failiure To Life

Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.

This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.

He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.

*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*

Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"

Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "

* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ June 15, 2007

Epic Failure

When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall

He was an epic failure of a man.

by kcrazy November 4, 2008

failure

synonomous for cocaine, or the usage of cocaine.

"i achieved failure last night."
"you guys wanna fail?"
"i haven't failed in a few minutes. can we bump up again? please?!"
"so much failure."

by tod June 15, 2003