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feces

The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.
Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!
by jaz October 27, 2004
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an incident witch expleeld to a point and completely got worse and came back to damage the person or persons in the future
when an argumet happened after and incident and the argument came back to haunt the people meaning the shit hit the fan and blew back in our faces
by leighann June 27, 2006
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feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.
Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.
by jonnywords November 21, 2010
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Facespace

The generalization of Facebook, Myspace, or other Social Networking website.
"Hey girl, what you up?"
"Oh, just lookin at the facespace for hot guys."
by Steven Daves September 9, 2007
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feces

From Donnie Darko:
"... and there's feces everywhere."
"what are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"awwww"
by ohwowcarooo January 21, 2008
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facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.
"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"
by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008
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blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
by bctcf666 December 28, 2007
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