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Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.
Facebook is dead man.
by yugyug March 4, 2018
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Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.
Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.
by BOBITTY April 21, 2017
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Facebook

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 November 25, 2011
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Facebook

Facebook
Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter.

A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people.

There are two symptom groups for this virus.

The first is an overwhelming need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from interaction with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected".
Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of communication in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also.

The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected".
Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the idiocracy symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate".

Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.
You have the Facebook virus !
by Citizen Nezitic June 4, 2015
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Facebook

by Jj299 December 27, 2011
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facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
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Facebook

Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.
Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012
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