Rage Fap

When you get pissed off at something so much that masturbating is the only way to relieve the intense anger.

"Dude I failed a test I'm gonna' go rage fap."

"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."

by A-Dawg Halvie October 3, 2010

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Angry Fap

Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.

OOOOHHH....Fucking Gianni stole my Dr. Pepper! I'm gonna home and angry fap to Dir en Grey.

by Silverant April 29, 2006

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Fap Guilt

The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.

I got fap guilt after wanking to my friend's sister.

by wantanabewasabi May 4, 2011

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fap and lazy

derived from the term "fat and lazy." when one person spends their friday night sitting in their basement fapping and playing minecraft instead of going to a football game with all of their friends.

grahams so fap and lazy.

by yathatsrightbro October 21, 2011

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Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

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