flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

Bike Excuse

An overused excuse that hides a person's true intentions.

(Coined from Pokemon, where Misty always followed Ash until he "paid her back for wrecking her bike". She would use this "Bike Excuse" whenever confronted about why she still followed Ash, when in reality it was because she loved him.)

Person A: For the hundredth time, I'm sorry for barging in on you, I was looking for the bathroom.

Person B: Oh, don't give me that Bike Excuse, we all know it was because you wanted to see me change.

by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007

The Six T Excuse

Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

The Big Excuse

The Virus as avoidance mechanism.

“I hated all those bleeping webinars,” snaps Micro, “and the boss would always check the Zoom chat to see who actively attended. Now I beg off with The Big Excuse, saying it’s long-haul and I’m too foggy to grok what’s going on. She was sensitive about it. Ha!”

“Swim meets always drove me bonkers,” says Bailey. “But Cypress cried if I didn’t go – until I duped her with The Big Excuse, saying that mommies who’d had Delta had to stay home and rest, and nanny Martha could support a little princess’s backstroke just fine.”

by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

excuse my french

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'

Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,

by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003

Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

excuse me um i love you

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021