Dutch exit

To fart before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stench with others. A cross between a Dutch oven and a French exit.

Did you guys dig that Dutch exit I pulled off when you dropped me off last night?

by Menudofan July 6, 2006

sex :excited:

Overwhelmingly great sex. None of the regulars at #caffeinelounge get sex :excited: so they wouldn't know.

j2n4me had sex :excited:?

by thedef May 7, 2005

British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

by rollmybluntbitch July 6, 2016

the excitement

the "discreet" term my boyfriend uses when he asks me if I wanna have sex

Alex was getting ansy at the party and wouldn't you know it, he leaned over and whispered in my ear, " Do you wanna go and have the excitement?"

by Linnea December 30, 2004

Excat

1) Something wihich was previously a cat
2) Dyslexic version of "exact"

1) "Weird cushion"
"Yeah, that's my Mum's excat"

2) "and it was at that excat momnet that I knew I wandte to fcuk you"

by MagickDio August 20, 2010

exit

Death, mostly of natural causes.

"That old bum has finally came to an exit."

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

exit wound

(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd decides to slide out of your asshole, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.

fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest.
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.

by fackyou2 September 19, 2009