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IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.
Shit, exams are coming. I fear I'll lose one of my friends.
by ProGamer743 June 9, 2018
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a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.
even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
by kul June 25, 2005
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IB exams

1. The culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined IB.

2. Stress in its purest form.
Nick- Why are you pulling your eyelashes out with a clothespin?

Lukas- IB exams start tomorrow.
by brainless December 15, 2006
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What the below sentence is.
This is an UrbanDictionary.com example of the word ‘example’ (teh definition of which is given above).
by Victor Van Styn December 29, 2005
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mother fucker things that come twice a year...made by teachers(people tryin to ruin ur life) as a way to do wut theyre good at..ruin ur life....u end up studyin for days on end..it sux mi ass
i studied all day for mi exams next week...EXAMS SUK ASS
by anonymus but cant spell it January 18, 2004
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