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A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.
Exams by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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IGCSE Mock Examinations 

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

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A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.
Shit, exams are coming. I fear I'll lose one of my friends.
exams by ProGamer743 June 9, 2018
a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.
even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
exams by kul June 25, 2005

you@example.com 

The example email on the urban dictionary home page.
you@example.com.
I bet you spend all your time typing in the words on the home page to see if anyone else is clever enough to define them. you need a shagasap.

IB exams 

1. The culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined IB.

2. Stress in its purest form.
Nick- Why are you pulling your eyelashes out with a clothespin?

Lukas- IB exams start tomorrow.
IB exams by brainless December 15, 2006
What the below sentence is.
This is an UrbanDictionary.com example of the word ‘example’ (teh definition of which is given above).
example by Victor Van Styn December 29, 2005