Super Eight

su·per | soo-per

(Noun) A woman who ranges from a 5-6 in looks, but when dressed up can easily be a 9-10. Super eights are usually spotted in night clubs, Facebook, or Korean game shows. Taking home this subject usually ends with a surprise: Please see, "Sunday Morning Girl."

Synonyms: Cleans up well (aesthetically), Your Mom.

Antonym: Natural Beauty.

1. Your mom is a super eight.

2. George: "Duuude, Dave. I saw you get some ass last night. How was she?"

Dave: "It was... I don't want to talk about. Let's just say the next morning was a huge surprise."

George: "Oh, the old, Super Eight, eh?"

Dave: "Makeup's a bitch."

by itsonlyaword November 9, 2012

Section Eight

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket

by TaintedMustard September 11, 2004

One Eight Train

When a subject suspected of criminal activity is captured by police using stealth, speed and incomparable power.

Oh man, that crackhead just met the one eight train.

by John Ro$$ November 28, 2017

behind the eight ball

In a bad situation, in a losing position.

The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.

I'm really behind the eight ball at work. I have too much work to do but we can't afford to hire anyone to help out.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Ellis eight

When one works 3/4 of a scheduled shift but claims to work the entire time.

Chris showed showed at 6 and left st 1:00. He put his time in as an Ellis eight.

by Jacobhwrd July 31, 2016

The Final Eight

The only eight people that had the guts to stay in a certain class, with a VERY creepy teacher. The decision wasn't too wise, but these people are amazing and deserve an award!

Person 1:"Were you a part of the final eight?"

Person 2: "Hell no, I'm not that bad ass..."

by Mehhhhhhhh April 20, 2009

Shit and two make eight!

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.

Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!

by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009