Adult Event

An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.

Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.

Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!

Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!

by Hamilton Nash October 20, 2012

But eventually the word will phase from existence

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by bunglet July 1, 2021

matan even

He’s everywhere he’s been around since before the Bill Clinton incident

“I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton.”
-Matan Even

by Nithin13 April 10, 2023

Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!

by Missy99 January 18, 2006

I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021

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by LittleWhole May 26, 2021