magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

Eric and Dylan

A perfect duo of people, usually best mates, that compliment each other well.

"Those boys over there, they're never apart. They're definitely an Eric and Dylan."

by Hairy_Putin October 6, 2017

Erick

A legendary human being. Rumor has it that he was born inside of a volcano and was raised by a grizzly bear and a bald eagle. He would later grow up to be a complete boss in every sense of the word. Women have an uncontrollable desire for his charming good looks and personality. He has the body of a Greek god and possesses the voice of an angel. Is sometimes referred to as "Thor Molecules" and "Galaxy Knuckles".

Erick walked into gynecologist's office by accident and every female instantly became impregnated.

by Galaxy Knuckles July 22, 2012

Eric Bauman

The devil behind ebaumsworld. Steals content from other websites without permission and puts it on his website to get more hits, and more money. Suprisingly, some people were completely unaware of this until http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com launched.

Eric Bauman is a money hungry asshole.

by CheezNapkin July 16, 2008

eric trump

when your dad doesn't love you and ignores your existence

"hey man, how's it going?"
"dude i'm feeling very eric trump right now"
"what?"
"i don't fink my daddy wuvs me"
"well in all fairness to him, i wouldn't either"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 29, 2019

Doc Emrick

Mike "Doc" Emrick is the best hockey announcer out there. He currently does play-by-play for the New Jersey Devils, but he also does national NHL coverage for NBC and Versus. His knowledge of the game and its history is second to none. His mastery of the English language is demonstrated when he uses different words such as "paraphernalia" to describe goalie equipment and "pirouette" when a player spins and does a 360. He is called Doc because he has a Ph.D. in communications, and he was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 2008.

I love listening to Doc Emrick & Chico Resch call Devils games together.

"Langenbrunner delays then fires to Parise, he shoots and scores!"

by My pseudonym is Christopher February 24, 2010

Eric Wright

Eric Wright started the music genre of "gangsta rap" He was the founder of the group N.W.A. and the ceo of ruthless records. He brought Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Dr. Dre into the rap game. Eric Wright was also known as Eazy E. He died in 1995 but remains to be the best rapper that ever lived.

RIP Eric "Eazy E" Wright

His tombstone reads:
Our beloved
ERIC WRIGHT
1963 - 1995
We Loved Him A Lot
But God Loved Him More

by eazyfan August 29, 2005