netflix and suck dicks

the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes

"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 30, 2019

eric trump

when your dad doesn't love you and ignores your existence

"hey man, how's it going?"
"dude i'm feeling very eric trump right now"
"what?"
"i don't fink my daddy wuvs me"
"well in all fairness to him, i wouldn't either"

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 30, 2019

pee tingles

the tingly feeling you get on the back of your head, neck and shoulders when you pee that feels amazing. sometimes better than an orgasm

if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them

1: bro my pee tingles are fucking amazing
2: what in the cotton picking rim raising god praising black jack paddy wack fuck are pee tingles
1: smh

by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 09, 2019