Easter

When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.

Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!

Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!

by DC334 November 25, 2009

Easter Monkey

The Easter Monkey is an upgrade from the Easter Bunny. The Easter Monkey arrives sometime after your tax return and before Easter Sunday bearing gifts of technology.

Jason was thrilled with the Playstation 3 the Easter Monkey brought him this year. Next year he's asking for a bigger HD TV.

by bananababe November 23, 2010

The Middle Eastern Queue

The Middle Eastern Queue is when three people are having sex, standing up. And they are standing in the countries of Lebanon, Israel and Syria. And it's like a merry-go-round, you have to keep pushing and moving, while all three people are standing in a different country.

1. "Hey Susan, I just had sex in three different countries, at THE SAME TIME!" Susan: "You did The Middle Eastern Queue, you naughty boy!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

eastern moon

It’s a romantic name for rice wine. Rice wine is an alcoholic beverage by converting the rice starch to sugars. It’s especially made in the east and totally different from the wine and other common western drinks. It’s unusually beautiful and mysterious, thus having a poetic name “eastern moon”

Both of us robed ourselves in moonlight and enjoyed our newly made eastern moon.

by kakadede February 8, 2010

Easter S'mores

S'mores for the Spring: Take gram crackers, a peep, Easter M&M's and put them in a microwave for 12 seconds. Enjoy!

I have all this crappy Easter candy and don't know what to do with it. I know, Easter s'mores!

by calvinke June 16, 2010

Eastern Florida State College

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.

Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

by jman1948 March 6, 2014

Easter Selfie

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015