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Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017
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Executive

"Executive " : n 1 : the branch of a system with duties well known with executive commitment .. 2 : administered for managing stages commitment as responsible ..
"Executive " : "ex-ec-u-trix",

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by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024
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Execution

Funtime Freddy from the Kyle Allen count the ways song
"when it comes to execution, im the definition" - Funtime Freddy from the Kyle Allen count the ways song
by creeperboat September 9, 2022
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.
The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
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Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.
"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"
by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019
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Executed#0001

Executed#0001 also known as crime is a well known discord.com user who has been on the platform since the year of 2019-2024 as of currently his discord username is @fuckcrime. Executed#0001 is recognized for his contributions to various coms such as doxbin/pretty com ani/pack com nuke/wizz com log-com and so on
discordian #1: You must be Executed#0001
crime: how did you know
discordian #1: you are an historical figure who wouldnt recognize you my glorious pharaoh
by monarchy April 7, 2024
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