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Evan

Evan is a skinny cunto that goes to all the arsenal games
Arsenal : Evan! You coming to the game tonight.
Evan : of course, a wouldn't miss a game for the world.
by Cool guy 753 March 15, 2017
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Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat
Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.
by ,amjnagvaqcd February 10, 2018
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Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe
Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat
by Ksyegsilng January 13, 2020
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Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.
"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."

"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."

"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
by Lashizzle Washington January 11, 2008
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one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.
Stay away from him. He is such an evan.
by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009
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An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.
"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.
by Evannescent January 11, 2009
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A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.
"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"
by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016
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