Evan

Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe

Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat

by Ksyegsilng January 13, 2020

Evan

Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat

Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.

by ,amjnagvaqcd February 10, 2018

Evan

A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass

Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good

by Antique farm equipment=slaves June 24, 2019

evan

Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.

"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."

"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."

"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."

by Lashizzle Washington January 11, 2008

evan

one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009

Evan

An ancient,Chinese descendent meaning bastard.

"Hey Evan,how are you today?"asked Do.

by Evannescent January 11, 2009

Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

by thickblackballs November 26, 2021