slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016

The donkey

When a girl is riding you and she makes a donkey like noise

Damn baby your cocks hard “he haw he haw he haw”

The donkey: when a girl makes a donkey noise during sex

by Girlsslutty6969 June 15, 2018

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

by JHenbo May 16, 2020

Whatever rides your donkey

Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.

by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015