Whining before dining

A person who keeps telling you how much they want something, but when push comes to shove they complain about it, just so they don't have to put their money where their mouth is.

"You seem to know about all the shit the job is gonna throw at you, but you haven't even stepped foot in the place. Stop whining before dining, you no good whinger!"

"You said you wanted to be adventurous and now you don't want to get your nails dirty!? No whining before dining and move your 'adventurous' ass!"

by NateTheDawg March 30, 2021

Dunging

When a group of you and your buddies dig up a corpse in the cemetery, fuck and cum in its ass. Then two of your buddies hold the corpse in a standing position while you lay on the ground underneath while a third slams a shovel into it's stomach, resulting in your mouth filling with rotting entrails and semen.

Last week Phil and his buddies picked up a thirty of steel reserve, one thing lead to another and the night ended with a wholesome round of dunging.

by Dung Master 69 October 24, 2010

Double-Dunking

The act of double penetrating a woman by yourself by swapping holes after each thrust. Requires great skill and speed and gives the impression of DP.

"Whoah dude! Did you hear Ben jefferies double dunked nikki the last night?"

"No way! She's always loved a bit of Double-Dunking. No wonder she can't sit down today!!"

by Proteinmonster October 13, 2011

dining room table

Someone who is unable to think for him- or herself and attempts to liken President Obama with Hitler.

Dude, I'd explain why the sky is blue, but you're so stupid you're a dining room table.

or

Barney Frank to Idiot: "Having a conversation with you would be like having a conversation with my dining room table."

by Lexapros and Lexicons August 19, 2009

duding

The act of giving unwanted attention to and interest in someone. Most often committed by young to middle aged men (dudes) and directed towards local or regional celebrites (often bands or musicians). Similar to the attention given by groupies, but without sexual intentions. Duding topics most commonly include: how good the band is, how the dude plays in or knows someone who plays in a band, how the dude roadied for Molly Hatchet in the 70's or requesting songs that the band has no desire to play. Duding is fueled by the lack of security and audience separation at smaller music venues, as well as a band's hesitation to be rude to fans.

As soon as the band finished their set and left the stage, the duding began.

by obneopeehon June 19, 2010

Dunning-Kruger effect

In common usage, it means "clueless of being ignorant" but it's used to add an air of fake scientific authority to a cheap shot. It generally outs the author as an incompetent writer, ironically exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect themselves.

"G is the classic example of the Dunning-Kruger effect."
G: "No, the classic example is still your Mom's abortionist."

by notoriousgit July 22, 2018

Duking

Butt mudding in a zip-lock bag, then stashing it in someones cookiejar.

Tonight we'll be duking it up at Janes party.

by Skippy December 12, 2003