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Downers Grove

Downers Grove is a western suburb in Dupage County, Chicago Illinois, were fairly wealthy kids live. It is split up in to the North Side (anything before 55th street, and between Lisle, Oak Brook, and Westmont) and the South Side (and anything after 55th and between "Hoodridge" and Darien) The North Side of town is the richer part of Downers Grove were all of our big taxes help pay for welfare on the South Side. Downers Grove North is Home of the Trojan, an amazing football team (that bitches are just jealous of because we are better) (coached by: Coach Wander) that won state in 2004 and many more play-offs, the badmitton team that won state god knows how many times, and many other amazing sport team/clubs. North is a great school that has one of the top scores in Illinois. Downers Grove South consits of the Mustangs (remeber to "hit it hard") and kids that don't even live in Downers Grove. DGS started in 1964 when Downers Grove High School kicked out the poor kids because their was not enough room for them. Downers Grove South has won state in a couple of sports. DGN and DGS are bitter cross town rivals. Downers Grove North is clearly better in every category and Downers Grove South shouldn't be too jealous, because there are reason why DGN is better.. too many.
Downers Grove is siiiiiick.

Downers Grove South are just jealous bitches because North is better but should be thankful that the North Side gives Downers Grove is popularity.
by gobogos May 21, 2007
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a saggy dick that hangs down .
Lucy was looking at that guy and he got a downer .
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Downer Boy

Nickname for that guy who is always citing downer facts that are depressing or demoralizing and who can only talk about downer current events that cause his associates to avoid him at every turn.
Here comes Downer Boy, let’s look down at our phones as we approach him so he doesn’t start talking more downer shit to us.
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Cinema Downer

when a group of your friends see a movie or stand up routine and tell all the jokes before you see the movie or stand up routine therefore ruining the cinema experience
hey did you see the hangover?
yea but after hearing the jokes 100 times it became a real cinema downer
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