un-dicked

When you have successfully changed the tone back to polite.

At first they sounded like a condescending dick but they must have noticed because they edited the comment to apologise and un-dicked it.

by BarelyNerdy March 8, 2016

gravy-dicked

When you do not get enough of something you have asked for. Can be used specifically for gravy references or metaphorical for being ripped off in some way.

I got gravy-dicked on my mashed potatoes. Where the fuck is my gravy?!

by you cant even handle ~ September 5, 2016

Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky

by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016

All dicked up

Someone who looks a mess.

He's all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

billy-dicked

When a male human being sneaks up behind another (male or female) and suddenly stabs his proud penis into his unsuspecting victims...

...."a drive-by dicking"

While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.

by Wufpus August 26, 2018

Urban Dickedtionaried

Thinking you have a completely original word and submit it to UD without searching it first; Only to find out it's already been published.

"What's wrong Jay?"
"I just got Urban Dickedtionaried"
"That sucks dude, what was your word?"

" Why the long face Jess?"
" I just Got UD'd"

by Mastro K February 2, 2021

Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth

I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it

by Dilasurs January 3, 2023