Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.

I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.

by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011

Diarracha

The diarrhea-like burning shit resulting from the abuse of Sriracha sauce.

I knew I'd regret pouring all that Sriracha on my Pad Thai. This diarracha is killing me!

by RustyFudge December 13, 2012

Diarrhea soup

When 2 men perform a sexual act of putting there butt cheeks together and the dominant male diarrheas in the other ass using the submissives ass as a bowl to hold the soup.

Cole - This soup taste like ass, but thanks for letting me eat it out your ass.

Austin - “Well of course it’s diarrhea soup.”

by THE EDGE LORD December 31, 2020

Diarrhoea fountain

Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain

I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain

by Chopper MK 50 May 20, 2021

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

by chidog June 17, 2008

Spice Diary

The Hunter S. Thompson induced stupor brought on by smoking Spice.

"What's up with Kelly?"

"He's away on a Spice Diary."

by ScottJ7 November 4, 2011

e-diarrhea

When an electronic inbox is suddenly dumped with tonnes of messages after extended holidays sans technology or long periods without mobile coverage.

I had been away from work for a month and after opening outlook, my inbox had a bad case of e-diarrhea.

by The Street Guru October 4, 2012